Sex God

I think I'm getting sick. My throat felt a little off last night, but I paid no attention to it. Then, as I was waking up this morning, it felt like I was swallowing some sort of slimy substance in my throat. It has yet to go away. And my voice sounds a little off. But it's not serious. Not yet, at least. I'm pretty sure I'll have an actual cold by tomorrow morning. Oh well. It's fine. I just need some medicine. I am not sure, however, what kind of medicine to take for a cold. Hmm. This poses a dilemma. It's fine, though. My mother will be back from China tomorrow, and will therefore be able to show me to the cold medicine. Awesome.

On a side note, I was supposed to finish reading Huck Finn and all the study questions that came along with it on Saturday. It's Monday. And I have only finished reading. I have yet to do the questions. Also, I must study for AP World. It's essential that I do this in order to be able to take the final that's coming up. School makes me sad.

On a brighter note, I watched Angus, Thongs, And Perfect Snogging last night. It was awesome. British people are weird. They call underwear "knickers". And signs of affection usually displayed by couples "snogging". And they kept on referring to the guy lead as a sex god. It was a very awkward movie. I liked it. And I also perfected my British accent because of it. It's a shame I watched it after International Speak With A British Accent Day. Angry Santa. Oh well. And then this morning, I watched Can't Hardly Wait. I didn't like it that much. I thought it was gonna be like American Pie, and just be a bunch of random scenes that are amazingly awesome, but it wasn't. It was a teen version of a sappy romantic comedy. Kind of a downer. But I'm watching I Love You, Man at this moment, and it's making me significantly happier.

"Oh. I jack off here... I have my own jack off station"

"You jacked off to a picture of your own girlfriend? You--that--wow--that is sick. Oh my god, what is wrong with you?"

"Yeah, totally! Totes my goats. Cool!"